5 ft 6 inches. 15 inch tyre for a belly tucked inside a half sleeve shirt. Weird cargos. No driving license. Drinks but doesn't tell anybody. Dreams about girls when studying. Reads Chetan Bhagat and calls himself an avid reader.
Geek:
(Physical appearance not common for all.) Have varied interests. Loves cycling (or any other sport). Keen interest in mechanics, programming, physics. Stuff that comes seldom of any use basically, unless done intensely. (read: Physics)
Garba:
A bunch of girls who can't dance trying to hop and move a part of Alaska (sometimes referred to as their waists). And then there are the Garba Boys!
South-Indian Umpire:
Hump-Iyer!
Self-Help:
Someone else telling you how you should live! Ironical.
Disadvantage of a pretty girlfriend:
Once she is gone, you don't want to settle for anybody less prettier and someone better won't come to you!
Girl-less strip poker:
A game where straight men want other men to strip!
Out-of-pocket expenses:
Expenses made because there is so much money, it is flowing out of your trousers.