July 24, 2010

Dream on!

Science has never been able to explain till date how the human brain actually works. Dreams were never defined. Emotions, intelligence, sub-conscious, feelings, are all abstract to most of us. In such times conceiving a technology that intercepts others dreams may sound impractical, but for one, this film demands attention because of the sheer conviction with which 'Inception' tries to convince and confuse dreams with reality.

The film is dense. Of dreams. Dreams within dreams. To have a mass appeal, they should have used captions or something to determine which dream we are actually in. But thanks to the stupendous screenplay, there is no need for such demeaning manipulations. In fact, to an intelligent viewer, it becomes a little predictible. This being the only possible shortcoming!

Inception blends architecture, technology, emotions and neuroscience in the healthiest way possible. The most absorbing ingredient is the physics involved. The dreams are prone to theory of relativity! 10 minutes of reality means an hour in the first level of a dream. And that means 10 hours in the second level of a dream. (Yes, it does sound like a game.)
The action sequences are gravity-defying. Literally.

The caste and the entire crew support in this sci-fi drama in the best possible way.
My personal favorite character is that of Mr. Eames. He appeals with his witty dialogues. 

However, the credit for making a wonderful dream into a fascinating reality only goes to the master story-teller - Christopher Nolan. Making this film sure must have required some balls. Imagining a story line as fictional as Alice in Wonderland and yet not use any magic wands or flying brooms must not have been easy. On top of that, selling the story as an idea to the producers, the cast, everybody involved! And then making it understandable for most of us without making it look like a circus. Challenge.
But as Mr. Eames puts it as he pulls out his grenade launcher - "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling."
  



Here is the list of Nolan's earlier creations:
  • Following (1999) - This Black and white film revolves around a writer who follows unknown people to gather perceptions about different people. He does this with a rule - Never to follow the same person again. However, things begin to change when he breaks this rule.
  • Memento (2000) - A man suffering from a memory disorder trying to find out the aim of his existence. The film keeps you gripped from frame A to Z. (It should rather be Frame Z to A as the film moves backwards, hence leaving you wondering whether what happened in the last scene actually happened right now or was it just a flash back?)
  • Insomnia (2002) - This film is about two CIA officers. However, I am yet to watch it. So, no comments.
  • Batman Begins (2005) - Not being a batman fan kept me from watching this film. However, have seen a few parts which introduced me to the sexy coarse voice of Batman, characters like Bruce Wayne, Lucius Fox, etc.
  • The Prestige (2006) - Set in 19th century England, The Prestige is a story of the rivalry of two magicians - one to steal the ultimate magic trick and the other to protect it.
  • The Dark Knight (2008) - Why so Serious? The Dark Knight was the highest grosser on the box office when it released and has been surpassed only by Avatar since then. 
  • Inception (2010)
  • ...films to come from Christopher Nolan - Superman. Sequel to The Dark Knight!
There is no chance I am going to miss any of those films.
Advance bookings open when you wake up from this dream!

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Memento

July 4, 2010

Motu-master iski maa agar ise...

is ki maa... aray kiski maa


is ki maa agar isey pet mein hi maar deti

to bihar mein aakal na hota

orrisa mein... orissa mein baad na hoti



maa per plex thi, per plex thi

baap complex tha, complex tha

aray radio ke jamaane ka yeh pehla multi-plex tha (multi-plex tha)



paida huwa yeh jis din paida huwa (x3)

is ke baap ne gaaon mein laddu batwaya (x2)

woh aakhri din tha jab is ke gaaon mein kisi ne kuch khaya



paida karte iski maan jo zor se chillai

le ke ashok chakar sarkaar dori dori aai



doctor ne baap ko side mein le ke jaa ke daanta (x2)

bola kahan se laey yeh gastronomical jwar-bhata (x2)

darzi ne bola inch tape apni baghal mein chaanpe (x2)

kamar to naapte hain magar ham kamra kaise naape (x2)

patthar ke paalne mein jab ye leta rota tha (x2)

sara gaaon is ke baap ke aansuon se bartan dhota tha

bartan... bartan.. bartan dhota tha...



ghusse mein is ka baap

parliment gaya

bola nirodh kyun late invent kiya...

invent invent invent kiya...



har baal ki khaal ki yeh chaal bhi kha jaey

is ke haath par jayen to maheene saal bhi kha jaey

kisi behaal ka bacha jo haal bhi haal kha jaey

be-maut marte man ka yeh malaal kha jaey

laalu ka laal kha jaey, naxal baari ki naal kha jaey

bachpan ka dhamaal kha jaey, budhaape ki shaal bhi kha jaey

haya to chodo behaya ki chaal bhi kha jaey

aur agar parosa ja sake to khayal bhi kha jaey



butter chicken... butter chicken...

laddu gopal hai, poora chopaal hai

khara to kitaar si, betha bhopal hai

baitha bhopal hai bai baitha bhopal hai

bhopal, bhopal, baitha bhopaal hai



is ki jo paad hai khaansamon ko daad hai

baap murdabad, beta muradabad hai

is ki jo paad hai khaansamon ko daad hai

baap murdabad, beta muradabad hai

baap murdabad, beta muradabad hai

butter chiken... butter chiken...





is ki jo dakaar hai, bhopu bhi bekaar hai

gurr gurr is ke pait ki, pait ki sarkaar hai

vote do bhai vote do, poora hi phorr do



is ka jo size hai, is ki maa ka pyar hai

hajam kiya is ne apne baap ka karobaar hai

baap ka karobaar, apne baap ka karobaar hai



chirken ka muse hai, par yaan varan hi lose hai

urrne na dena isey dooms-day ka fuse hai

dooms-day ka fuse hai bai dooms-day ka fuse hai doom

dooms-day ka fuse, dooms-day ka fuse hai



khachwa bhi is se faaster, motu master

gas ka plaster, motu master

hai naak band fart kar, motu master

chor baant baant kar, motu master



yeh motu master hai total disaster

total disaster hai motu master

motu master chal daaru paas kar



chup be, bastard...!