Monsoon works

It's raining outside. I am stuck in the midst of a crowd of ambitious, well-dressed, high-class diplomatic, orthodox and egoistic people. In short, I am sitting in an office. No offense! I just don't like working the conventional way.  
All I am saying is I wish I could call for a sick leave and get out of here.
Sit at home, look at the rains through my window-pane!

But when you work in the capital markets, getting a leave is as difficult as scratching your groin wearing a scuba diving suit. Sitting in an air conditioned office, using little bottles of sanitizers doesn't leave much scope for the rain bacteria to affect you. So here is a way you can get some awesome cold, ravishing fever and a few breath-taking sneezes:-

1. Firstly get out of your formals. 
2. Next go out without an umbrella. Get soaked. Don't care about your cell-phone. Why do we need one anyway?
3. Then, gather all your friends for a game a of street soccer.
4. As you are on it, slide! Slide in the mud. Even when the ball is not around you. Just slide! It's fun. You must have atleast 13 bruises when you return.
5. After you are totally drenched and dirty, your shoes (that were initially white) are now brown, your shorts have torn at certain compromising areas, it is now time to go hog VADA-PAV. Don't bother with the hygiene. Vada pavs are extremely healthy. Trust me!