Cowboy from Hell ...

Carlos Ray a.k.a. Chuck Norris is an American Martial Artist and Actor. 

But more importantly he is the man!

Here are some facts about Chuck Norris - 

1. Since 1940, when Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick deaths have increased by 13000 percent.

2. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. 

3. Chuck Norris doesn't need to celebrate his birthday. Because he was born between Sunday and Monday.

4. Chuck Norris once went sky diving. He promised he would never do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough

5. A hide tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is God pissing in his pants. 

Now for some of Chuck Norris' abilities - 

1. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. 

2. Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But  nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

3. Chuck Norris doesn't day dream. He is too busy giving people nightmares. 

4. Chuck Norris did in fact build Rome in a day.

Secrets about Chuck Norris -

1. The first rule about Chuck Norris is - You don't talk about Chuck Norris.

2.Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. 

JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

3.  Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

To find out more about Chuck Norris, just type "GOOGLE CHUCK NORRIS" in the Google search box.