Motu-master iski maa agar ise...

is ki maa... aray kiski maa

is ki maa agar isey pet mein hi maar deti

to bihar mein aakal na hota

orrisa mein... orissa mein baad na hoti

maa per plex thi, per plex thi

baap complex tha, complex tha

aray radio ke jamaane ka yeh pehla multi-plex tha (multi-plex tha)

paida huwa yeh jis din paida huwa (x3)

is ke baap ne gaaon mein laddu batwaya (x2)

woh aakhri din tha jab is ke gaaon mein kisi ne kuch khaya

paida karte iski maan jo zor se chillai

le ke ashok chakar sarkaar dori dori aai

doctor ne baap ko side mein le ke jaa ke daanta (x2)

bola kahan se laey yeh gastronomical jwar-bhata (x2)

darzi ne bola inch tape apni baghal mein chaanpe (x2)

kamar to naapte hain magar ham kamra kaise naape (x2)

patthar ke paalne mein jab ye leta rota tha (x2)

sara gaaon is ke baap ke aansuon se bartan dhota tha

bartan... bartan.. bartan dhota tha...

ghusse mein is ka baap

parliment gaya

bola nirodh kyun late invent kiya...

invent invent invent kiya...

har baal ki khaal ki yeh chaal bhi kha jaey

is ke haath par jayen to maheene saal bhi kha jaey

kisi behaal ka bacha jo haal bhi haal kha jaey

be-maut marte man ka yeh malaal kha jaey

laalu ka laal kha jaey, naxal baari ki naal kha jaey

bachpan ka dhamaal kha jaey, budhaape ki shaal bhi kha jaey

haya to chodo behaya ki chaal bhi kha jaey

aur agar parosa ja sake to khayal bhi kha jaey

butter chicken... butter chicken...

laddu gopal hai, poora chopaal hai

khara to kitaar si, betha bhopal hai

baitha bhopal hai bai baitha bhopal hai

bhopal, bhopal, baitha bhopaal hai

is ki jo paad hai khaansamon ko daad hai

baap murdabad, beta muradabad hai

is ki jo paad hai khaansamon ko daad hai

baap murdabad, beta muradabad hai

baap murdabad, beta muradabad hai

butter chiken... butter chiken...

is ki jo dakaar hai, bhopu bhi bekaar hai

gurr gurr is ke pait ki, pait ki sarkaar hai

vote do bhai vote do, poora hi phorr do

is ka jo size hai, is ki maa ka pyar hai

hajam kiya is ne apne baap ka karobaar hai

baap ka karobaar, apne baap ka karobaar hai

chirken ka muse hai, par yaan varan hi lose hai

urrne na dena isey dooms-day ka fuse hai

dooms-day ka fuse hai bai dooms-day ka fuse hai doom

dooms-day ka fuse, dooms-day ka fuse hai

khachwa bhi is se faaster, motu master

gas ka plaster, motu master

hai naak band fart kar, motu master

chor baant baant kar, motu master

yeh motu master hai total disaster

total disaster hai motu master

motu master chal daaru paas kar

chup be, bastard...!